BREAKING: Gold from Fort Knox is Gone! Donald Trump Presents 100 Hardware Wallets Found with Shiba Inus

In a development no one saw coming, U.S. Treasury officials are scrambling after an internal audit revealed a massive discrepancy in Fort Knox’s gold reserves.

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In a development that has stunned financial institutions, national security agencies, and the global commodities market, Fort Knox has reported a “massive inventory discrepancy” in its gold reserves following a scheduled audit conducted by the Treasury Department earlier this week.

While no theft has been officially confirmed, insiders say a significant portion of the gold reserves appear to be missing or at least, unaccounted for by conventional means. Surveillance data showed no signs of forced entry or tampering. But things took a bizarre turn when former U.S. President Donald J. Trump appeared in a surprise press briefing claiming the gold had been “converted to something far more modern.”

Shiba Inu: A New Kind of Reserve Asset?

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Flanked by a small team of handlers and 100 purebred Shiba Inu dogs, each reportedly trained in basic obedience and security protocols, Trump held up a hardware wallet and said:

“The gold was old. Outdated. These—” he pointed to the dogs, “—these little guys have what’s next. Digital gold. And it’s beautiful. Really incredible stuff.”

According to Trump, the hardware wallets were “discovered during a private security operation” in Kentucky, near the Fort Knox military installation. Sources claim the devices are secured with multi-signature access, and early blockchain scans show holdings of Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Shiba Inu tokens.

Treasury officials have neither confirmed nor denied Trump’s announcement but admitted that the investigation is now taking an “expanded” scope, with possible connections to private cryptographic asset movements between late 2024 and early 2025.

Financial Community Reacts Cautiously

The announcement triggered wild speculation in the cryptocurrency markets. Shiba Inu (SHIB) surged 19% within the first hour after the press event, while gold futures dipped 4% amid uncertainty.

Blockchain analysts remain skeptical but intrigued. One senior strategist said:

“If this turns out to be true—if a state asset like Fort Knox is tied to decentralized wallets—it could mark a paradigm shift in how nations hold reserves.”

Meanwhile, international media outlets, are pressing for an independent review of Trump’s claims.

Strategic Dog Deployment?

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Adding to the mystery is the bizarre but detailed training regimen the Shiba Inus reportedly underwent. Trump stated they were “carefully chosen” for their loyalty and agility, and “sworn in” as unofficial keepers of the crypto keys.

One White House correspondent tweeted:

“This feels like the weirdest chapter of U.S. financial history—and I lived through NFTs.”

Clarification: Happy April Fool’s Day! 😄

This article is entirely fictional and intended as an April 1st prank.
There is no missing gold at Fort Knox, no Shiba Inu task force managing hardware wallets, and no official crypto handover from Donald Trump (though the image is hilarious, admit it).

Stay informed. Stay rational. And always double-check your sources—especially on April Fool’s Day!

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